Halloween Madness

Halloween in New York is CRAZY. This is my first time experiencing the madness, and I think it is also my last. That’s why most locals just stay in, or go to house parties. First of all, since there is a Halloween parade in the Village and Chelsea area, they close several streets, but even after the parade is over they still keep them closed. The traffic is a nightmare, and cabs can’t even get anywhere because of all these streets being closed. They also close few subway stations around there too, so it is almost impossible to get anywhere. But, there is always the option of just walking right? Well, besides the streets and sidewalks being packed with people, the cops are smart enough to close some of the fucking sidewalks as well. It’s like they want to trap us and kill us all. Very stupid and nothing made sense last night. We wanted to get the hell out of there but since we were trapped in the Village area we decided to just stop at a gay bar close by and let go of all the bad energy by getting wasted. Vodka is my best friend, you know?

I bet most people out there last night were bridge and tunnel folks. It was funny how my cab driver got frustrated by the situation since we couldn’t move, and yelled out to someone through the window: “Go back to New Jersey!”. It was hilarious.

During the day you have all these people dressed up in costumes walking around the streets, as well in the subway, and little kids going in to stores to trick-or-treat. We should all dress up on silly costumes all the time. How fun would that be? It’s funny how adults dress up for Halloween too. I think it’s not just a kids only holiday. It’s more an adult holiday now, or at least in New York.

My costume was originally supposed to be a playboy bunny, but it didn’t look quite right on me so I had to change costumes the last minute. I was prince charming for the night. I guess it came out to be ok after all. I got lots of compliments. I took several pictures from last night. One I’m with Obama! Check it out bitches.

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