Memoirs of a Chavez

Entries from October 2008

Mr. Big

October 27, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you watched Sex And The City then you are familiar with Carrie’s on and off bf, Mr. Big. Well as some of you know, I went on a date last night. Yeah, a real date! I know it sounds crazy for a 22 year old gay guy in New York City to have a real date, but it really happened.

We started our date having dinner at Eatery Restaurant in Hell’s Kitchen. At first we had to wait a few minutes because the place was packed, so we went ahead and had a drink at the bar. We both had a watermelon margarita. I usually don’t drink tequila but I have a margarita once in a while. We talked for a bit and then our table was ready. I then ordered another margarita of course. This time my margarita came with a big ass slice of the actual watermelon. Very cute. Anyway so I had the Chicken Asian Salad or something like that, which I loved. On the side I had these delicious mashed potatoes… to die for! Anyway enough about the food. After dinner we went to his place. Yeah I know! How easy do I come off as!? LOL. We watched the Sex And The City movie! Which I love!! That was the fourth time I watched it.

Maybe you are wondering what we did next. Well, you are right! We fucked like there was no tomorrow! I don’t give a fuck about spilling that info out. Now I nicknamed him MR. BIG because he had this big ass dick! Thankfully It wasn’t that bad and we both enojoyed it. Think whatever you want but his dick was something else :)

Maybe in 1o years we’ll get married just like Carrie and her Mr. Big did in the movie. Only I’ll be wearing a better dress. LOL like that’s possible!

Anyway, you all must know by now that I’m such a dork, so you know I took a pic of my dinner plate that night. Here’s the Chicken Asian Salad! So fucking good!-

Categories: Personal

Times Square Dog Day Masquerade!

October 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Oh the fun Rocky and I had today in the Times Square Dog Day Masquerade. There were a lot of dogs there, and most of them were wearing awesome costumes! Some people really put in time and effort on this. The video I took just shows a few of the many dogs there. The winner costume was going to take home $250, but sadly my little Rocky didn’t win. I used the same pirate costume he had, and to be honest, I don’t think it’s all that good myself. I just bought him that costume so he had something to wear to his Halloween events! But next year the competition is on bitches! I’m going to have to think of some creative costume for him, something really good! Any ideas? Anyway so I took some video of the event of course… so watch it! It’s cute. Oh, and there was quite support for Obama out there today!

Categories: New York New York · Video

I Paid My Rent Today

October 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Yeap. I’ve been in New York for a month now. Only 30 days here and I’ve learned so much already. I said it last time when I lived here last year and I will say it again: NY is a true school. Here you get to learn all sorts of things about life, and also you get to know yourself better. That is what I love about New York. It might sound silly but this city makes you smarter. It really does. With that said, I still have a lot to learn and experience. I’m glad that I now call New York my new home.

So  far things have been going alright here in the big apple. Sadly though, I haven’t had that much action as I would like. A guy my age should be having sex every night of the week, but that is not the case for me. The thing is that I just don’t sleep around with anyone. Not to brag, but all my sex partners have been very cute to say the least. All cute boys here in NY seem too snobby, with the “I’m too good for you” attitude. I don’t like that. That is why they are probably not getting any either.

But enough about the sex talk. What I am a bit afraid of is the winter coming up. I’ve never been in NY during the winter. I visited once in December but it wasn’t cold at that time. I just hope it doesn’t get freezing mad! A few days ago the temperature has dropped into the 50s and it sucks! everyone is getting sick, and I still have a damn cough I can’t get rid of! Global warming MY ASS!

Categories: Personal

Shitty Pics?

October 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

I took these two pics at some club with my SideKick. Is this the best it can do? or was it just the lighting? Anyhow, I had fun last weekend. I met these two crazy bitches..

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Saw Lindsay Lohan Today

October 13, 2008 · 3 Comments

Today after I got off work I decided to stop by H&M on 5th Ave., so as I was walking through 5th Ave. I notice that outside a store called Henri Bendel I see a crowd of people, so I imagined there was a celebrity shopping or something. Well, there was a celebrity inside! It was Lindsay Lohan. I think she was promoting some kind of drink, like vitamin water, which I got like 3 bottles of them, but I don’t know and I really don’t care, all I care about is that I came thisclose to her. So close that I was like: “Hey girl”. She passed right by me two times, one at the .37 sec mark, and the other at 1.15.

This is my first celebrity sight in New York so far. Hope there are lots to come! Anyway here’s the video of how everything went down. Check it out!

UPDATE: I just found this out- apparently she was promoting her legging collection “6126″.

Categories: Video

Where Are You Love?

October 11, 2008 · 1 Comment

Where is he now?……. Where is he? I would like to know where my guy is at this moment. What is he doing? Is he even in New York? Am I meeting him tomorrow? Maybe in a month? in a year??? Will we cross paths at the subway station at Columbus Circle? Will we sit next to each other at the train? Will I meet him at a bar? Will he respond to my Craigslist ad I am planning to post on the ‘misc romance’ section? Have I walked by him on the street already?

When I meet him……. Will he be romantic?  Will he look at me and think to himself how lucky he is he found me? Will he understand me? Will he be great in bed? Will he have a good size dick?

The one thing I fear the most though is… Will I ever find ‘my guy’? I know I am probably being to impatient, as I normally am about things, but I want to find love, I truly do, I know that sounds soooo cheesy but It’s the truth. I may be only 22 years old but I just need a guy by my side. Many say that finding true love in New York is too hard, but I find that hard to believe. It’s not easy, but not impossible.

Every time I see two guys holding hands or kissing, I really get the blues. I want to experience LOVE, because unfortunately, I still don’t know how that feels like.

So, where are you mister???

Categories: Life

Them City Boys From New York…

October 4, 2008 · 4 Comments

Let me tell you… Not that great to be honest! Well, at least the ones that I’ve met. They all seem too snoby, or think higher of themselves. It’s like, come on bitch you are just a faggot living in New York just like 1,000,000,000 others. You think you are the hottest, the coolest guy out there. Well, let me tell you something, you are not!

That is just one part. The other part is a story I have got to tell you about this guy I met at a bar recently. If he reads this by the way, I don’t give a fuck. In fact, he should, to see what an asshole he is. I went to this bar in HK and I met this cute guy who seemed alright, decent, and relationship material. We of course made out and by the end of the night we unfortunately didn’t exchange numbers. I was kinda sad because I was hoping to see him again. But TONIGHT, I went to the same bar and guess what? the fucker was there, with his bitch. I totally fell in love with her by the way. She seems cool. But anyway, we talked and yeap, we made out again. the night seemed like it was going my way but guess what I found out later that night? he has a fucking boyfriend. Yeah I know. The worst part is that his bf was there! To my knowledge he was single, according to his bitch and himself, but I guess I was being played.

It was pretty fucked up. The instant his boyfriend saw us making out, yeah he saw us!!!! he got mad and was like “I’m his boyfriend” I stood up, made my way through the fucking crowd, and walked out the fucking bar. I’ve been called a home wrecker before but how is it my fault when the guy makes out with you with me having no knowledge of him having a bf? It’s crazy I know, but I am over it now.

Oh and the guy at one point said I looked familiar, like he saw me on TV or something. I was like, yeah bitch you saw me on the Tyra Banks Show! In case you missed that blog, click here to read about it. Yeah, I am becoming famous, deal with it bitches.

By the way, I might regret typing this blog by the morning…

But let me tell you something. I still have hope. Hope that there is someone for everyone. I know I will find my guy sooner or later. I just hope I don’t find him when I’m 40 years old. Why did I move to New York City you ask? To find LOVE (so sex and the city I know).

Categories: Personal