Memoirs of a Chavez

Halloween Madness!

November 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

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No, that is not the real Pam Anderson in the picture above, It’s actually me!  It was my Halloween costume for this year! I had fun on Halloween night, specially in that costume. I had big boobs, which believe it or not were water balloons! Also, I had a mini-skirt. I looked like a HOT MESS! a DRUNK hot mess.

A funny moment was that as I was walking with my friends through Chelsea, I overheard some guy passing by saying: “now, that’s scary”. He was obviously refering to me. I didn’t mind, I thought it was funny.

What should be my costume next year? hmm…

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Rainy Day In NYC

September 11, 2009 · 2 Comments

Today was a really crappy day! It was rainy, cool, and hella windy! When it gets windy in NY they don’t play around. As a result of it, people’s umbrellas get fucked. As you can see in the pic, trash cans all around the city are full of broken umbrellas due to the strong ass winds. No kidding, these trash cans are stocked with broken umbrellas!

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Alex Workin’ The Nikes!

September 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Looking through my pictures from last year, a photo from the Prop8 protest I attended popped out, and I noticed myself working it with my Nikes! Haha. I just though it was funny. Chech me out!

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Holly Sarah Jessica Parker! I found this video on Youtube from the Prop8 protest and I appear on it! So funny. I laugh at myself. You can start looking for me at the 5.47 mark.

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Snapshot!

August 17, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Miami Beach Bitch!

August 2, 2009 · 1 Comment

So I just got back from Miami Beach, and you might wonder what are my thoughts of the place? Well, in four words, Miami was… Relaxing, Interesting, Sexy, and different. I liked it, I think it’s a nice place to party, but It wasn’t what I expected. My overall thought might even be that Miami is overrated.

What I did like a lot was this club on Miami Beach called Twist. It is a big club, with two floors and five bars I believe, spreaded through out the property. I met a few people there, which a couple of them I am keeping in touch with for when I come back to visit Miami again I have someone to show me around town a little better.

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The bad thing about my trip was FLYING! It was a nightmare. I always have bad luck when it comes to flying. Both on my departure AND return flights I had issues. First on my departure flight from LGA to MIA, at first it got delayed TWO hours because of “mechanical”. After those two hours, we finally got in the plane and were ready to head out, but we ended up sitting on the plane for about 40-50 minutes more! this time it was for “mechanical” issues as well. I was like, great, I hope we don’t crash and die.

On my return flight from MIA to LGA, we didn’t get delayed or anything like that in MIA, but as we were approaching LGA, we found out that there was bad weather in New York, therefore LGA had CLOSED. So, we turned back and landed in Dulles Intl Airport, close to Washington DC. Oh by the way,  as we were approaching Dulles, we experienced one of the most horrible TURBULENCE I have ever been through. I seriously thought we were gonna die. Not a good feeling!

Thankfully, we got to Dulles safely and as we landed, you know how gringos are DE MAMONES and started clapping due to the fact that we finally got to the ground safely. We thought we were going to wait a few to let the storm pass in NYC but we spent THREE HOURS on the runway sitting like idiots for nothing. after those three hours, legaly, they had to let us off the plane. Great, now what? the next flight to LGA was not until next early morning. American Airlines put us all in Hotels -which were five star by the way, not bad at all- and so I waited till next morning.

Even with that bad experience flying, I STILL want to be a flight attendant one day. That is my dream. One of them at least.

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Amen To That!

June 29, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Happy Pride!

June 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

My fellow gays and lesbians, lets celebrate our PRIDE. Speaking for myself, I know I am happy with myself, I like who I am, I am proud of my gayness, and no one can take that away from me. We are here, we are queer, get used to it!

Lady Bunny and Alex @ RockIt in Amalia friday night.

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Is It Just Me Or…

June 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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…Does this picture gives the impression that the guy receiving the massage has a hard-on? I mean, what is that? It must be an erect penis. And if so, does that mean this massage parlor gives you the “happy ending”? I should have totally gone inside and find out myself!

What do you think? Is the guy enjoying the massage a little too much?

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Mr. Funny Man Not So Funny

June 17, 2009 · 2 Comments

Today I got to meet none other than Steve Carell. Considering that he’s  a comedian and the type of work he does, you would think that he would be all smiles, funny, and just lively. Well, to my shock, it was totally the opposite.

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He seemed sad, depressed, annoyed, tired. I don’t know, but he didn’t look normal to me. He looked as if he just received really bad news. Maybe he had a long night? Maybe he’s not a morning person? Maybe in real life he’s just crabby?

Nonetheless, it was still nice to meet him. And of course, as every famous person’s duty-  he was generou$. I mean, they make lots of money, it is almost an obligation for them to tip well. Plus, if they don’t, I can just run and tell everyone how cheap they are! Thankfully, everyone has been good so far, even Mr. Carell.

One word of advice to you Mr. Carell– Smile, dude!

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Rocky Look-Alike Is A Hero!

June 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

A friend sent me an Email with this cute little story about this precious Chihuahua being a Hero! Read on-

Tiny Dog is Big Hero When Hearing-Impaired Owner’s House Catches Fire

by Kristen Seymour Jun 12th 2009 10:00AM

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One little Chihuahua-mix didn’t let his size get in the way of a big rescue. Lillian Miller, a 58-year-old Florida resident, had removed her hearing aids when she went to bed last weekend, and although the fire alarm started going off around 3 a.m., she continued to sleep peacefully. That is, until her dog, Spaz, barked loudly enough to wake her up.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, Miller took the dog out, thinking he just needed a late-night potty break (who hasn’t needed one of those from time to time?), but when she turned back to her mobile home, she saw flames coming from the windows. Miller’s mother, Eudora, credits the pooch with saving her daughter’s life, adding that although they don’t know Spaz’ age, he’s “cute as can be.”

Carol Christopherson, President of Florida Service Dogs, Inc., said, “Those [in the deaf and hard of hearing community] who have pets often report that their animals (whether trained or not) either bark at them or paw at them to communicate. Dogs are reactive in nature, and since they don’t understand the English language, their world is all visual, like a deaf person.”

On a side note, trained hearing dogs really do some amazing things. Deana Welch-Dale, a teaching consultant for the deaf and hard of hearing, has seen dogs that alert to their owners name in busy and loud environments. Additionally, they can pay for items at the grocery store, grab a drink from the fridge, even call 911 in the event of an emergency!

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The Hawk, Two Days In A Row

May 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Yesterday I told you about how Tony Hawk came into my work and surprised the bejesus out of me. Well, today I saw him again! He must really like going to [censored]. This time I actually talked to him a bit more. Really nice guy. Some bitches took pictures with him of course, and I would have too but I was busy working and didn’t have my camera in hand. Too bad I know.

Mr. Hawk-  come in to my work anytime. You’re more than welcome! haha.

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Today’s Celebrity Sighting

May 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Today around 8PM in Midtown Manhattan, I met none other than Tony Hawk! I just love meeting celebrities! Specially when it’s so unexpected. That is one thing I like about where I work, and that is seeing celebrities frequently. Like for example, last Friday afternoon Cedric The Entertainer walked in and sat at the bar to have an appetizer.

When you see these celebrities in person, doing their every day stuff, you see them like normal ordinary people. When you see them on TV, they put on an act almost, they do their thing, so that is why they seem so normal-acting when they are not on the spotlight. Like Cedric The Entertainer at my work- he was so into himself, quiet, enjoying himself. It was like, Why are you not telling jokes? being the center of attention? Well, that is their time to be themselves.

Who I really want to meet is Sarah Jessica Parker. That should be easy because she actually lives here! Can’t wait till they start taping the new Sex And The City movie!

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